Score: 10

"I never did rightly like GFC"

submission: Sexy And The City

date: November 26, 2007

But that was fucking genius - especially Miranda's voice.

Score: 10

"A summer blockbuster"

submission: He Stole my Wallet

date: July 3, 2007

When you watch this masterpiece for the first time, it's difficult not to look at it in terms of how much controversy it has stirred up.

They say you went too far, but your ability to shock is what makes you the best, Chad.

Your friend,

Nelson Mandela

Score: 3

"I'll be the first to laugh at my Religion..."

submission: Pope for a Day

date: January 11, 2007

...if you're funny. I mean this is hardly on par with most other works of Religious satire, you completely lacked subtlely. Oh, also you lacked humour.

The graphics were also pretty sub-par, although considering this was made two years ago I suppose that's a bit forgivable.

My final piece of advice: get a better accent.

Score: 10

"If he dies, he dies."

submission: Ivan Drago!

date: December 24, 2006

I'm going to blow everyone away here: this has been the most significant gaming experience in my life since "Toejam and Earl". I do not say that lightly.

When I saw this game on Newgrounds, I thought to myself: "There's no way these lads can top "Haunted House Candy Hunt." It came as a pleasant surprise when I found that not only had you surpassed it, but you had pummeled it into the ground with mighty soviet power.

This is the best game on Newgrounds, it has EVERYTHING. The finest graphics around, a gripping story based around the Rocky universe, excellent gameplay, a fantastic soundtrack and plenty of replayability.

I would've waited til I've unlocked everyone to post, but I just had to stop and praise this flash. Without giving any spoilers away, I've just unlocked the first secret character and am going for my second playthrough.

Please note: I also enjoyed the cameo from Paulie's cyborg wife.

Score: 5

"Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,"

submission: the INTERNAUT

date: December 20, 2006

One birthday ev'ry year.
But there are three hundred and sixty four
unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
A very merry unbirthday to you,
It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will do.
A very merry unbirthday to you

Score: 10

"I consider this canon over Episode I."

submission: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

date: October 31, 2006

I fucking love you guys.

Score: 10

"Wow, I think I'll put this in my favourites."

submission: Skeleton Gangrape - Intro

date: September 17, 2006

Good show, I voted five. Although I'm not really sure what inspired this?

- Mick

Score: 7

"Hey guys rofl"

submission: Strawberryclock Hentai-

date: August 22, 2006

I voted zero to annoy all these kids, I hope you get Turd of the Week.

Yours sincerely

Mick_the_champion

<3

Score: 9

"Again, don't usually review much..."

submission: London Underground CC

date: August 15, 2006

But I thought I'd point out, the song is by "Amatuer Transplants" - with Adam who was on "The Adam and Joe Show".

Happy Clock Day<3

Score: 10

"Fucking excellent"

submission: Clockplane Flyer

date: August 15, 2006

I don't usually review on Clockday, what with all the time I spend voting five on things, but I thought I had to with this one. I've never seen a game with that kind of interactivity on Newgrounds before - not to say there hasn't already been one, but this is the first one I've come accross. So I'm all impressed. And you get a 10.